The thing about being asked if I’ve ever had pizza is that there is no way I can appear intelligent while answering.
Ranks up there with do you have democracy back there in India?
1. Please dial 9 + 1 to dial an external line.
2. AT&T helpdesk is 1-800-744… Oooops!!!!
3. 2 policemen knocking on my door.
This is why they shouldn’t have let me into the US unsupervised.
I think it takes only a special kind to understand that I want to see a Google street-view of a place I’ve already been to earlier in the day.
Off to Los Angeles. The fun thing about flying 22 hours is that..
Its going to be a good day when i open up twitter first thing in the morning, and I read Warren ellis calling his boss at Marvel, Joe Quesada a monstrous co**monkey.